skoosh

Let's get one thing straight, I am not interested. I have been single for less than a week now.

Get some fucking class.

Waving money in my face does not impress me. In fact, it's fucking insulting.

I don't give a shit what kind of car you drive, where you went to school, what you do for a living. I don't care what you look like. You have a six-pack? Oooooh. Geeeee. You want to impress me? LEARN TO HAVE A FUCKING CONVERSATION!!!!!! And compliments? Waste them on somebody else.

You're like a pack of wild dogs.

Don't write lude shit to me. It doesn't catch my attention; it just pisses me off.

Fucking perverts. Do we understand each other? Good.

As for everyone else, I am sorry you had to read this. Shall we move on?