skoosh

Thankyou for your comment. I guess I was feeling outa sorts last night.

Three guys walked into a bar...the fourth one ducked. Baha!!

To keep tradition going at a young Redneck couples wedding, everyone got extremely drunk and eventually the bride's and groom's families begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other.

The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all embers of both families appear in court.
The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his hammer, shouting, "Silence in Court!"

The court room goes silent and Bubba, the Best Man, stands up and says, "Judge, I was the Best Man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened."

The Judge agrees and asks Bubba to take the stand. Bubba begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional that the Best Man gets the first dance with the bride. The judge says, "Okay."

"Well," said Bubba, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the groom leaped over the table, ran towards us and gave his bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs."

Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!"

"Hurt?!" Bubba replies. "HURT?"

"He broke three of my fucking fingers..."