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As long as I don't breath I think I'm ready to party.

Drugs are good but I know I could never be a junkie.

Daytime television blows.

I thought of hurting my dog at least a dozen times in the last 24hours because of the stupid cone that is on his head.

I ate four hot dogs yesterday and I just had another for breakfast. I don't like hot dogs that much.

I need new & improved girlfriends I think. Mine are crazy and would stab me in the back in a moments notice I think. Very troubling.

I think I want to see "The 40 Year Old Virgin" this weekend.

I just had to type the word Virgin three times because I couldn't spell it.

My office mate really enjoys the Christian Music Scene. It makes me want to put a drill bit thru my eye by the end of the day but she scares me so I hum songs with the lines "praise him" or "I only live for you" after work.

Trying to find a dog friendly apartment in Seattle is just a horrible bitch of a thing to do.

Once you tell people to go away why don't they just leave?

My favorite lymric is:
I'm not the fig picker
Nor the fig pickers son
But I will pick figs
until the fig picker comes

There is my random thoughts.

Happy Friday!

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The cause of the world's woe is birth, The cure of the world's woe is a bent stick.