I have NO PLANS this weekend!!! I can't believe it, I'm going to play this san andreas game that I'm completely addicted to and drink wine all weekend with my dog who is now in a cone, on ear medication, antibiotics, anti-anxiety pills and antibacterial spary all to the tune of $260 dolla's!!! I seriously need to complete my DVM degree immediately just to save money.
So my work had no problem with the fact that my skirt got ripped of at the grocery store thus making me wear my coat all day long and NOT move from my desk even though I had undies on at that point. BUT I come into work today with red fishnets and a jean skirt and my bitch HR (who jumps around with her big boobs in the production room which is 100% men) says I'm "a little skanky looking" for casual fridays!!! SHE CALLED ME SKANKY!!! Biatch!!!
Here's pic's...my question is HOW can I be skanky with my crutch and my limping around.
Oh and the boss's said I looked nice but there men and they probably like my "skanky" look...
The real problem RED fishnets....if I had big boobs these people would really know the definition of skanky!
My life is too funny, thank gawd my father and grandfather made sure I had a sense of humor no matter how derranged it may be.
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If a state is more than 50% populated by said "minorities" doesn't that make the caucasions or non-minorities the minorities? Caucasions wouldn't go into Africa and say "wow this country is full of minorities"??? I don't get it...
Have a wonderful weekend you lovely people
So my work had no problem with the fact that my skirt got ripped of at the grocery store thus making me wear my coat all day long and NOT move from my desk even though I had undies on at that point. BUT I come into work today with red fishnets and a jean skirt and my bitch HR (who jumps around with her big boobs in the production room which is 100% men) says I'm "a little skanky looking" for casual fridays!!! SHE CALLED ME SKANKY!!! Biatch!!!
Here's pic's...my question is HOW can I be skanky with my crutch and my limping around.
Oh and the boss's said I looked nice but there men and they probably like my "skanky" look...
The real problem RED fishnets....if I had big boobs these people would really know the definition of skanky!
My life is too funny, thank gawd my father and grandfather made sure I had a sense of humor no matter how derranged it may be.
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If a state is more than 50% populated by said "minorities" doesn't that make the caucasions or non-minorities the minorities? Caucasions wouldn't go into Africa and say "wow this country is full of minorities"??? I don't get it...
Have a wonderful weekend you lovely people
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Oh shit, that reminds me of this time about 5 years back. I was working in an office building on 3rd avenue, and it was the lunch rush. I jaywalked across the street, and was weaving through the pedestrian cross-traffic on the sidewalk. Well, I guess I was the cross-traffic. Anyway, I was juking and weaving, and I see this big guy out of the corner of my eye. Am I going to run into him? No, I've got enough space. Then my foot catches something that feels like kicking a fiberglass tent pole. Oh shit, it's a cane! A blind man's cane!
Dude does a 360o pirouette, starts swinging his cane like it's a sabre, and shouting obscenities that would make even you blush. "What the fuck do I do? I want to help him. Sir? Sir? Shit, he hasn't stopped swinging his cane or swearing. Fuck, is there anything I can do?" I made the split-second decision that there was in fact nothing I could do to help. In through the revolving doors I went. A glance over my shoulder revealed that he was still waving his cane around, and presumably telling me he would rip my foot off, wipe my dirty ass with it, and then fuck me in the eye sockets with my big toe.
I was throwing empty beer bottles.