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So the consensus in Troy Montana (pop: 550.552 when we were there) is that once I push out a couple pups I will be really and truly hott. As of right now though, my hotness is hamperd by the fact that my tits arent droopy, my stomach isnt saggy, and my butt isnt swathed in spandex.at least I know the requirements of hotness if I ever move to Montana.

Good weekend thoughI certainly had my fill of hick town U.S.A though. Im still really disturbed by some of the things I witnessed so once I discuss them with my therapist and the nightmares stop Ill post some pics. Actually, I need Bill Gates to stop by and show me how to do that so it may be a few days.

Now Im back at work, its sunny though supposedly it may rain tonight which I will be looking forward to. I must get some sleep, Lake Union was going off last night! Felt like I was in a war zone.

Does anyone know how to get the smell of Tequila & Burnt Pig outta your hair, car, clothes ect??? Maybe its seeping outta my poresI hope this isnt a sign of transforming into a hickshit, I think my teeth are all loose also