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Dear friends,

This weekend I'm looking forward to visiting Beard World. For those who don't know, Beard World is a brand new theme park that has recently opened to counteract the anti-beard prejudice prevalent in today's theme park world.

I can't wait to ride on the handlebar moustache, Big Bernard I think it's called.
Of course, I must grow a beard in order to be allowed access to the facial hair inner sanctum, but that really is not a problem. My beard is developing nicely. It is now nearly 3 inches in length. I will post pictures shortly and you will be impressed. You will be most impressed, my lovely friends. You will all be in awe of my incredible facial bouquet and that is a fact. It is a Goddamn fact do you hear?
Do you hear what I am saying????

Thanks for listening.