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skirttwlr

Where the cowboyz play and the livestock hide...

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Monday Nov 07, 2005

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strongmad slipped me some roofies. I'm positive of this. He plied me with pork & then drugged me.

So Rude.

I think he also stole one of my leg braces and now i'm walking even funnier and he won't answer my phone call.

Even Ruder.

He did save me from some rather embarassing moments involving the phone though so at least I'm grateful for that.

I have to go see the Moody Blues tonight and I'm really, really not wanting to go. I'm walking like a lopsided dork right now plus my apartment is a MESS as my brother sits around all day but can't seem to pick up his clothes nor wash a dish. It amazes me considering he sees me doing it and to watch me clean is like watching a turtle in a race, slow and steady and it gets done but it's painful too watch. You think he might help a girl out but apparently WSU doesn't teach cleaning. It chaps my hide also considering I was like a bad tornadoe this morning trying to find my other brace which is probably stuck somewhere in his crap if it isn't strongmad's new stuffed animal.

Oh gawd the Moody Blues...why can't I say no?
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gargamelshitsblu:
roofies wrapped in bacon? Genius!
Nov 7, 2005
strongmad:
You broke your back? I had no idea. That's gotta be rough.

I heard that in addition to the smoking ban biggrin tomorrow's elections will declare your apartment a city landfill.
Nov 7, 2005

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