never mind it didn't work
So I will give you this to ponder for a bit instead
AP - Tue Oct 11,10:29 AM ET - In this photo of a poster provided by Unicef on Tuesday Oct. 11, 2005, the cartoon Smurfs and their village are seen being bombed by airplanes. The recent advertising campaign by Unicef, both in print and on television, is intended to teach schoolchildren about the horrors of war. The title in French at left bottom reads 'Don't let war deystroy the world of children'. (AP Photo/Unicef/IMPS/Peyo)
So this past weekend I saw a italian eat a ball (the size of my fist) of mozzerella (xcuse me: FRESH mozzerella) and he bit into the outer wrapper breaking through the plastic covering with his teeth. As he ripped through the plastic covering this stream of FOUL liquid spewed out of this cheese. Did anyone ever see that Fear Factor where they had to eat the Balls of a cow or some freakish animal and in order to eat it they had to break through the outer casing and it squirted testicle juice all over the place and was dripping down there chin???? That's exactly what I have burned into my memory. The cheese was fun to fondle though.
I also had one 70lb Boxer on the back of my legs and the other on my feet and a 3 foot long stick under my stomach while surrounded with the most UNBELIEVABLE cacophy of snoring that you could imagine. I thought I was going to the mountains to listen to silence, you know get away from all the noise of the city, instead I got 3 variations of snoring, countless explosions by a serious pyro and the noise of a generator powering countless speakers, a laptop, a coffee grinder & a coffee pot.
And that was just the beginning.
So I will give you this to ponder for a bit instead
AP - Tue Oct 11,10:29 AM ET - In this photo of a poster provided by Unicef on Tuesday Oct. 11, 2005, the cartoon Smurfs and their village are seen being bombed by airplanes. The recent advertising campaign by Unicef, both in print and on television, is intended to teach schoolchildren about the horrors of war. The title in French at left bottom reads 'Don't let war deystroy the world of children'. (AP Photo/Unicef/IMPS/Peyo)
So this past weekend I saw a italian eat a ball (the size of my fist) of mozzerella (xcuse me: FRESH mozzerella) and he bit into the outer wrapper breaking through the plastic covering with his teeth. As he ripped through the plastic covering this stream of FOUL liquid spewed out of this cheese. Did anyone ever see that Fear Factor where they had to eat the Balls of a cow or some freakish animal and in order to eat it they had to break through the outer casing and it squirted testicle juice all over the place and was dripping down there chin???? That's exactly what I have burned into my memory. The cheese was fun to fondle though.
I also had one 70lb Boxer on the back of my legs and the other on my feet and a 3 foot long stick under my stomach while surrounded with the most UNBELIEVABLE cacophy of snoring that you could imagine. I thought I was going to the mountains to listen to silence, you know get away from all the noise of the city, instead I got 3 variations of snoring, countless explosions by a serious pyro and the noise of a generator powering countless speakers, a laptop, a coffee grinder & a coffee pot.
And that was just the beginning.
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punkjr:
Dammit, one of these nights I need to actually call you so we can go get that beer we've been discussing for weeks.
ge999:
WOW! What a weekend! Sorry I missed it!