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Job interview was for shite. Ah well, alia iacta est.
Tonight is Pete's b-day so I'm gonna go see a flick with him. But I really wanna call The Dulcinea for a booty call. If I keep ogling DebraJean, I'll soon be found jacking off like that guy a couple cells down from Hannibal Lector.

I watched Outfoxed today. Bill O'Reilly must be stopped. I don't understand how Stevie can watch that shit. He needs to be paraded naked down the street so everyone can smack his peepee with a twig. (I think that was part of a Roman festival - don't quote me on that, though.)

I also got a haircut today from Paul the One-Eyed Conservative Barber. He's funny. Owns about a dozen guns, hates all non-WASPs, etc. He had some Xtian TV station on today which was fucking hilarious. Why do I go to him to cut my coif? It's just too much fun arguing with him. Then again, he does have scissors.