skinnykeychain

So...

Last night was the b-day bash for Rocky and myself. It was a pretty good time although I was expecting about 15 more people to show. How well there was about 25-30 people and it made for a nice time. I was so wasted I didn't really notice.

For the most part the night ended early. Most of the peeps left around 2:30am. The normal regulars made our Jack run at about 3:30 and BS'd until about 4:30. It was fun

Just for the record it really hurts to break dance in the drive way. As expected Rich thought Shelley was pretty hot, but he respected the bro's before ho's rule. There were several things that stand out about last night but 2 ring loud and clear. First Donald put an old whore sticker on Beth, and put an older whore sticker on Shelley. the comedy of it all. When both my ex's witnessed me mac'n with a girly in the tikki chair was priceless. Hands down the best thing was when Rocky dropped the cake that Brenda worked so hard to make. I run into the kitchen and see Rocky on all fours eating the cake... I take queue to jump onto his back and try to push his head into the pile of chocolate and frosting... when my drunk ass couldn't get his face into the shit, I picked it up and threw it in his face. Then the cake fight insued.

Poor Donald... or should I say Commando Whine Cooler basically cleaned the kitchen up after the fight. I mean Rocky and I tried our best, but our best was pretty piss poor in the state that we were in.

I woke up at 6:30 and drove my ass home. Then I crashed out until about 1:30. Of course I did take a shower before then... I mean I had cake everywhere.

Well I got to go to SF on Friday, and the will be so kooool you guys!

I remember I'm an Adult, I deserve an Adult glass.