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So I feel the need to vent a little bit.
About what??
Nothing much. But I'm totally transforming into something.

I think I'm growing a vagina. I mean I stopped drinking Soda (well today I started drinking Diet... fuck that shit is gross). I'm on a diet trying to lose fat and turn it into muskels.

What's the deal?

I'm barely recovered from my vegas...
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Man a long and great weekend.
Probably the best weekend I can remember in a long time.

I started to fake sick on thursday so it would seem more real when I called in sick on Friday. Well I faked it so well I got sent home on Thursday.
I boned out to Donny's house.

We left at about 9:30am. Got to Vegas at around...
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Tomorrow begins the start of my acting debute.

I have to go into work tomorrow and pretend that I'm sick. Try to leave early, and then play it off as if I'm sick Friday.

This will translate to Jason chillin in Vegas with a couple of his friends.

I'll be hangin at the Pool on Friday, and gambling the rest of the time.

And if...
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I had another night of Skating.
So I'm trying to get a beach body before Friday.
I think it might happen!

Oh wait.

So I found out my arch enemy will be in Vegas on Saturday getting tattoo'd at the convention.

Should I throw bean burritos at him while he's getting worked on, so the dud fucks up and just draws a huge line across...
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I'm in funky land.
I'm in the state the requires me to be doing something all the time. I feel as if I'm getting over a break up or something. I'm looking at new cars again, I want to move, I want to be out every night.

I'm not sure what the deal is at all.

I'm bummed because my plans for tonight got broken...
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So on Friday night at the party my whole world was kind of turned upside down.

Things have been going well. I knew I loved Melissa, but I wasn't going to sit idle by and wait for something to happen. Bottom line is I'll have to find someone pretty fucking cool for me to consider giving up on her.
But I know that it can...
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SO I'm tired of getting in a pissing contest with a girl that I've known forever.

For some reason she can't handle the fact that I'm friends with her boy and his friends. It just pisses her off, and I'm tired of tip toeing around her to try to keep her happy.

She doens't want to listen to my problems.. but I can sure listen...
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The party was one of the best ever.
We had a dance floor rocking. I was plasterd and so was everyone else.

I got fuct up with Mike body slammed me in the drive way, but it was worth the trip.

Breakdancing was awesom as always, and Stevey with the Toth-pedo was epic!

What can I say it was a total blast.
I can't wait...
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My boss gave his two weeks notice today.
My life is going to suck!
I might actually have to start working when the new boss starts. I might have to be at work on time. I might have to stay the whole day. I might have to take only hour lunches.

FUCK!

Good thing I'm leaving early. I have a Dr. Appointment... yeah you're right...
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So I'm super busy trying to make the 80's party fun. I hope the turn out is good... but even if it's small it's going to be a blast.

I worked it out so I could leave work early again. This time I'll get paid to be at the beach.

The plan...

-Go home take a showwer and pack because it may be a few...
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I need to write something here, but I've been lacking motivation.

I will say this my weekend was awesome

I started it by going to Mike and Donny's house on Thursday night. I stayed there until about 12 and a bunch of really funny shit happend. I could write a marathon about what went down but it wouldn't even come close to doing things justice....
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Friday night was pretty great... and I saw 2 of the greatest things one would ever want to see.

No it's not TnA... but something way better, and I'll touch on that in a momment.

Any ways it started with Wet Fest 2. A party that we throw at Oakley. I snuck in Mike and Stevey so we could drink free beer, eat free food,...
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