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skidmatic

Chicago, Il

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Wednesday Sep 05, 2012

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My Roomate just caught me masterbating in the bathroom. The light was on, for real fucking knock... I thought the door was locked, however it was not. then he told our other Roomate, the girl, WTF. If god didn't want you to masterbate your arms would be shorter.
I other news I watched the first half on les mis, cannot wait for the new film this Christmas.
candykydfairy:
must just be weird roomie stuffs day...i came in at 3am to find that my roomie had invited over some dirty hippies & their dogs to stay over...dirty, smelly hippies that slightly grossed up the bathroom & their smelly dogs that messed in the floor...blackeyed
lame...
p.s...drinks soon to lament & escape silly roomies? tongue
ARRR!!!skullARRR!!!
Sep 6, 2012
skidmatic:
Sure
Sep 12, 2012

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