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ZODIAC BLOG HOMEWORK BECAUSE REASONS

Nov 4, 2017
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This weeks blog homework: Tell us about your Zodiac sign! What is it, and do you feel like your Horoscope fits your life and your personality? Do you even believe in it? Tell us why!

So to begin, I don't believe in horoscopes. It just has never made sense to me that the star spots when you are born have any impact on your personality. I've never been into astrology, so I actually had to look up the personalty of a cancer (oh yeah, I'm a cancer). So here is what the website says, and how true I think it is.

Strengths: Tenacious, highly imaginative, loyal, emotional, sympathetic, persuasive

I suppose this is maybe true. Tenacious, absolutely. Imaginative, eh, maybe. But loyal, emotional and sympathetic. It me. Definitely emotional, and sympathetic to a fault. Poor me. Persuasive, I don't know.

Weaknesses: Moody, pessimistic, suspicious, manipulative, insecure

Yeahhhhh.... I'm moody as fuck. I can definitely be pessimistic, unfortunately. I would like to think that I'm not suspicious and manipulative, but yes, I am riddled with insecurity. Its something I actively work on. I would love to blame it on the constellations, but its definitely deeper than that.

Cancer likes: Art, home-based hobbies, relaxing near or in water, helping loved ones, a good meal with friends

I like art. I don't make it or typically get it, but there are definitely pieces that speak to me. I love erotic art and beautiful photography. I HATE water. I seriously hate water. Im not getting in a pool unless its 105 and gah, I just hate being wet. Near water is good though. I love helping loved ones, at all costs. I love making people happy. And food, a good meal with friends, even a mediocre meal with friends. I just love food. Is that a horoscope?

Cancer dislikes: Strangers, any criticism of Mom, revealing of personal life

I don't like strangers, but mostly I'm just afraid of meeting people who wont like me or will make me feel threatened, which is common. Any criticism of mom? What does that even mean? Because I was born in July no one is allowed to shit talk my mom? She's an aggressive person! She has a lot of enemies. She's strong and assertive, but its cool if someone wants to call her a bitch. And uhh... I think you guys are pretty aware of how comfortable I am being revealing. ;)

So maybe it makes a little sense, but I'm still not buying it. I can find the same amount of sense in any other zodiac personality. But I am intrigued. If you believe in this kind of thing, tell me why! Im curious! <3

VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
nukepineisland:
Skepticism without belittling is a solid quality in a human being. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/1b/28/a21b289c02fd9947c93e429d5c7e7deb.jpg
Dec 25, 2017
robertbluesman:
You forgot “cute a f” 😊
Jan 17, 2018

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