Hahaha. I laughed when I read this, because JUST the other day I was talking to someone, and I said:
"If there was one thing that I could be remembered for that sums up who I am as a person, it would be how often I forget to wear deodorant and wash my armpits in public bathrooms."
I really feel like I've done it so many times, in so many bathrooms, in so many states, and been caught by so many people that I have to guarantee that at least once, someone has seen me on the internet and has been like "wtf, I saw that girl washing her armpits in the bathroom with hand soap."
Im such a garbage can.
Of course like, I would like to be remembered for being supportive, or being kind, and encouraging... or for my mac and cheese recipe.
But it would probably be that I'm a garbage can. But like a shiny one! Like in the way that I'd rather smell like antibacterial bar-bathroom soap than armpit sweat.
Or in the way that I'll change my pants out of the back of @sylah's jeep in downtown Montreal because I didnt want to wear sweatpants into a strip club. Im just a classy lady like that!
Im bummed I cant post the actual video. I just screenshotted it. Whatever. Also I found this in canada and I bought it because I felt like I related personally to it.
SHAPED LIKE THE REAL THING!
IM SO SICK I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
