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Friday Jul 01, 2005

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I have a headache. Ibes, ice, and water are not making it go away.

My dog likes the top of her butt scratched. She marches in place and makes noises that sound like a cross between The Predator and a sea lion.

My cat and dog insist on being in the bathroom, staring at me while I poop. Someday I would like to be able to explain this, but for now I just throw my head back and laugh like a pirate.

Pizza with artichoke hearts is good... it took me 20 years to receive this knowledge.

I really really really like the TV on the Radio album... this after a year ago my friend made me a mixtape with Staring at the Sun on it, which I have listened to many hundred billion million times since. I should have gotten it sooner.

I got tix to Lollapalooza for my birthday... the last one I went to was in '94, when P-Funk, Tribe Called Quest, and the Beasties played. What a blast. It's gonna be really interesting to be downtown for this festival. I'm really excited about seeing all these bands at one place... not a lot of stage schedule conflicts for bands I want to see, either.

If I'm not being inspired by anything lately, does that mean I need to invent my own inspiration? Wouldn't I need to be inspired to do that?

I think everybody on my friends list is superfuckingrad and therefore need to read this.
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noir:
Thank you!

Paragraphs 2-4 are the same for me -- except for the twenty years bit.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A young goth woman was weaving her bicycle through heavy traffic. She was talking on a cell phone with her left hand and smoking a cigarette with her right. Watching from my Honda, I marveled at how well she maneuvered without the guiding influence of her hands on the handlebars. I stopped next to her at a red light, and was further impressed when she pulled out a candy bar and a small book of poems by Charles Baudelaire. For a minute or so, she smoked, ate, read, and chatted on her phone. Just before the light changed, I leaned out the window and said, "You're not a Gemini, are you?" "Yeah," she replied. "Of course. How did you know?" I knew because not only are you the zodiac's best multitasker, you're also at the very peak of your ability to do five things at once.

I guess telling you something like that doesn't really lend any new insight into the matter -- even if it is true.
Jul 6, 2005
sarcasticmenace:
My cat likes to weave in and out between my legs while I poop. miao!!
Jul 6, 2005

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