skeksi

Things that are kind of strange about my body:

-my uvula
-dracula eyebrows
-color changing irises (green/blue/grey depending on the seasons/weather)
-looking at the sun makes me sneeze
-drinking out of the back of a glass stops my hiccups
-chicken pox scar dead center at the bottom of my chest, like a secret mini-nipple
-for no apparent reason I have a numb spot on the top of my right leg lately. doctor? HAH!
-my toes secrete honey dijon mustard when it's foggy outside


Thanks for asking!