Why is mustard so good?
Why did I sleep 11 hours last night?
Why is there 600 dollars unaccounted for missing from my checking account?
Why does my dog turn around three times before she lies down?
Why do I think my neighbors are going to try to burglarize me?
Why did I get such bad razor rash after I gave myself the best shave of my lifetime on Monday?
Why am I never satisfied with anything?
Why can't I ever stop thinking about quantum physics, and how it must have something to do with why my perceptions of reality are fucking insane?
Why don't I get my ass out of my intarwebnet computaring chair and do something productive with myself?
Wait scratch that, I think I will.
Why did I sleep 11 hours last night?
Why is there 600 dollars unaccounted for missing from my checking account?
Why does my dog turn around three times before she lies down?
Why do I think my neighbors are going to try to burglarize me?
Why did I get such bad razor rash after I gave myself the best shave of my lifetime on Monday?
Why am I never satisfied with anything?
Why can't I ever stop thinking about quantum physics, and how it must have something to do with why my perceptions of reality are fucking insane?
Why don't I get my ass out of my intarwebnet computaring chair and do something productive with myself?
Wait scratch that, I think I will.
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i like the spicey mustard stuff... wasabi mustard is yummy.
i'm just a wasabi junkie.. i'll take it wherever i can get it.
well, it goes even deeper than that - i'm a masochist - i like to burn. i'll take the pain wherever i can get it. and shit, i can hurt myself in many ways while eating: pains of gluttony, mouth burning spices, dairy products are super killer on my stomach, shit, i could even stab myself with my fork over and over then stab myself in the eyeball and drink the blood that runs down my face (i think mass quantities of blood running through my digestive system has potential to do some damage)
ok, enough of this madness.
now onto what really matters - why the fuck do you get to sleep for 11 hours when i only get to sleep for 5? THAT'S SO NOT FAIR!@$#!@!@1412 i'm totally going to steal your ZZZZzzZzzZZzzzs.
yep. soon you'll have 600 missing ZZzzZZzzzZzzs that are unaccounted for.
oh yeh, and shaving's no fun unless it's against the grain.