skeksi

i am moving to east village in 22 days... im packing up all my shit in my huge 2 bedroom apartment preparing to move it all into my medium sized 1 bedroom. therefore i am creating a mountain of Shit I Don't Want Anymore in here, and it disgusts me.

my new boss threatened to throw away the fish tank in the office and flush all the fish down the toilet if we didnt have the tank out of there by friday. as a result i now have a 10 gallon fish tank in my room with all kinds of wacky ass critters in it. why i decided to do this when i have to figure out how to move them across the city in a couple weeks is beyond me. my cat sits on the floor and looks up at them and howls about their presence all day fuckin long now. in my apartment where i was supposed to have no pets, i now have a dog, a cat, a bearded dragon, a tarantula, and 8 fish. my landlord is gonna be looking at me on moving day like im a fucking maniac.

does anybody actually read this shit? i have a pocket knife made by Uzi. i like the tin man. robots and monkeys are not your friends. black betty, bamalam. shes from birmingham. my favorite suicide girls list is rad. bye.