There are only two cocktails. One can be described straightforwardly. It is a slug of whiskey and it is an honest drink. Those who hold by it at 6:00 pm offend no canon of our fellowship. Scotch, Irish, rye, bourbon at your willbut of itself alone. Whiskey and vermouth cannot meet as friends and the Manhattan is an offense against piety. With dry vermouth it is disreputable, with sweet vermouth disgusting. It signifies that the drinker, if male, has no spiritual dignity and would really prefer white mule; if female, a banana split.
-excerpt from "The Hour" by Bernard Devoto
-excerpt from "The Hour" by Bernard Devoto
priscila:
hi 
fenchurch:
Hello. I thought you might be on a very short list of people who would be interested to know I'm making an honest attempt to rejoin the world of the internet. That's all. LATES!!!