This, as they say, will be more fun
Sobering moment/disclaimer:
Today was a good day.
I started it off with my normal Saturday ritual of going to Starbucks to read for several hours. Some brief back-story:
"So I saw my HB10 again and, if possible, she looks more ravishing each time. I suppose it's probably my imagination. I'd say she's an HB11 at the very least now. And she likes to read! Well anyways, as with the past 5 weeks or so, I said nothing to her. I'm not even sure if she remembers me anymore, although I have to believe that this:
bag is hard to forget. Well... maybe next week.
I decided I wanted to see a movie, so I went to go see In Broges. Let me tell you guys, this movie is a treat. I was laughing my ass off through a lot of it and just stunned through a good portion of the rest. It wasn't a masterpiece or anything like that but it was a seriously funny, and seriously fun movie. Colin Farrell is a really amazing actor when he's cast well. I fully recommend it to all of you.
After this I returned to my room for a bit to plan the rest of the day. While talking to Kindle and Riz, I decided that today I would find a playmate for my baby.
I think I've mentioned the possibility before but I don't think I've ever actually told any of you about my baby. Well, I suppose I should overload you with pictures like any proud parent. Spoiler-ed for the haters of unbearable cuteness:
WOW 
I should start carrying those on a roll in my wallet huh? Then I could show people on the train and at work and they can all gush over how beautiful she is! 
Well, my baby sure is beautiful and amazing and... well one of two things/people I've ever bestowed the adjective of "perfect" upon. And trust me guys, she deserves it.
And my baby has been very lonely 
This makes me sad. I don't have time to play with her all day anymore when I'm at work or busy not hitting on HB10's at the local coffee shop. Sooooooo I got my baby a brother! I think they're going to get along just great. And just like for my baby, I have looooooooads of pictures of her new brother to share with you guys!
Take a deep breath...
Now just in case any of you out there are doubting how strong my babies are. I want to show you what happened in an accident. I was just petting my new baby boy and I got a teeny little cut. I was being very very gentle with him, but accidents always happen. So in case any of you ever get a chance to meet my babies, you gotta remember to be super careful.
Well, I hope you guys all loved meeting my beautiful children. OMYGOSH I almost forgot! While I was showing you all my new baby boy, my baby girl started getting jealous of all the attention her new brother was getting. (I guess Daddy set a bad example that way 
) But you won't believe the video she made to show you what she can do. I don't know how she got me to do that intro, I have no memory of it I swear.
Ok well that's all folks! 
