skatman

today was a good day. i wake up to some moms eggs, steak and welchs grape. no helicoptas flyin in da sky and no sirens passin by. i grab a quick bite cause i feel no fright. i jump in da six fo and cruise down da strip. no need to shoot shoot or pull out my grip. i pull out a blunt and spark. again no five o and a k-9s bark. i look down at the 2 way and its dat bitch again. i go over to stick it in the butt and cause some pain. i look at my watch its time to go. a bitch is a bitch and a ho is a ho. i cruise back home could this be all a dream. pull to da driveway i see a gleam. its about 50 cops and the swat team. i hit the breaks but its to late. so i grab my peice to regulate. i get hit in the head by a sniper on the roof. today was a good day, ha, what a spoof.