skatman

cash rules everything aroumd me
the cream, the money, dolla dolla bills ya'll
that is the truest statement in todays society. i hate money, personally. i can never have enough and i cant manage it when i do have it. i get money for college and i spend it on something else. i am short on the final payments. i need a sugar mama. i actually want to be famous. how nice would that be. i can hear it now, live from new york...skatman. that would be my legal name, like a rapper or something. i dont know. i can get a degree but from what i hear you usually dont always get the job you want, if you get a job. all this false hope that you receive growing up that you can be anything you want. in actuality, you become anything your good at. i wanted to be a cowboy when i was growing up, the closest thing i can become to a cowboy is working at a costume shop. i have no desire to go to a ranch. wait a second, i can be a cowboy. on the other hand, being a cowboy wont bring me money and fame. screw it, i'll be a bum the rest of my life. someone needs to come up with a job like that. speaking of jobs, this company wants me to be a secret security guard and dress up in normal clothes to catch shoplifters. maybe. i would do terrible. i probably would help the shoplifter out. well, thats my rant.