So.. Cory was never actually pregnant. We thought it would be really funny to pretend like she was. I had a blast doing it, but some are really sick of it. I wanted to keep this going, was gonna get engaged next week, cheat on her the week after that... had this real big elaborate plan.
My favorite part was how nobody actually asked me anything, and that some people got really pissed when they had no right to be. I'm glad I'm so important in your life that you actually sit at home and talk about me for hours on end, instead of doing other things. And you all had such nice things to say about me! Cant wait for what else I'm gonna hear.
Please dont grow up, I've had too much fun with this. You were all like these little toys of mine, kinda like that game where you could talk to Pikachu and he does things. I really dont want to be friends with a few of you anymore, you probably know who. It was so tempting to lash back out, I could have said some really mean things but I consider myself better than most of you.
At no point did things go out of my control. Every one of you fell into my plans exactly how I wanted. I'm pretty good at this, I think I'll do it again sometime.
I think my grand scheme was to prove to a few was that you just need to give me and Cory a chance. Don't wait for Cory and I to break up, because its probably not happening anytime soon. And if it does, I garauntee that you (yeah, you!) dont have a chance with her. I know that SOMEBODY(wink) had a crazy plan to break us up or something, but thats just dumb, you know who you are and I think you should see a doctor.
And I'm suprised that some of you would blatantly insult Cory, saying how she's dumb for "falling for my tricks". I mean, I'm good, but I'm not THAT good. If any of you actually cared for her you would let her make her own decisions and respect her.
Oh yeah, If any of you would like, I'll have a seminar/discussion on how girls actually like to be treated. Because apparently none of you know. I could make a little class out of it maybe.
Well, thanks for the laughs, I'm either sleeping or playing WoW
My favorite part was how nobody actually asked me anything, and that some people got really pissed when they had no right to be. I'm glad I'm so important in your life that you actually sit at home and talk about me for hours on end, instead of doing other things. And you all had such nice things to say about me! Cant wait for what else I'm gonna hear.
Please dont grow up, I've had too much fun with this. You were all like these little toys of mine, kinda like that game where you could talk to Pikachu and he does things. I really dont want to be friends with a few of you anymore, you probably know who. It was so tempting to lash back out, I could have said some really mean things but I consider myself better than most of you.
At no point did things go out of my control. Every one of you fell into my plans exactly how I wanted. I'm pretty good at this, I think I'll do it again sometime.
I think my grand scheme was to prove to a few was that you just need to give me and Cory a chance. Don't wait for Cory and I to break up, because its probably not happening anytime soon. And if it does, I garauntee that you (yeah, you!) dont have a chance with her. I know that SOMEBODY(wink) had a crazy plan to break us up or something, but thats just dumb, you know who you are and I think you should see a doctor.
And I'm suprised that some of you would blatantly insult Cory, saying how she's dumb for "falling for my tricks". I mean, I'm good, but I'm not THAT good. If any of you actually cared for her you would let her make her own decisions and respect her.
Oh yeah, If any of you would like, I'll have a seminar/discussion on how girls actually like to be treated. Because apparently none of you know. I could make a little class out of it maybe.
Well, thanks for the laughs, I'm either sleeping or playing WoW
captainchristmas:
hey thanks for the kind words brotha! definitely give me a shout when i come back through town next month!