I have a cat (an adopted cat) that, if I am trying to sleep and ignore him, will lick my eyelid. My. EYE LID. Seriously, what the shit is that? This is not a rare event either.
The cats name is Lucky, well, it was. In his youth he had a bad habit of setting himself on fire (long hair cat and an owner that liked candles and was a smoker) so he is now Boo Boo. True story.
Just a quick glimpse into my life.
"Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down on Earth" - M Python