okay mhy last blog was a angry blog and then the one be Insensitive Woman - Funny JokeSuccess With Women Funny Drunk Joke
A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual.
The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face....
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A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual.
The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face....
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fuck fuck fuck
I got way to drunk on my friends bday a fight broke out and the stuped guy sucker punched a friend of mine I"m too old for this, I threw 7 forks at him and he got stopped on my friend s face and he had to get stiches, The one guys friend pushed me, and this Tattoo guy held me back!...
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I got way to drunk on my friends bday a fight broke out and the stuped guy sucker punched a friend of mine I"m too old for this, I threw 7 forks at him and he got stopped on my friend s face and he had to get stiches, The one guys friend pushed me, and this Tattoo guy held me back!...
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padre:
Well a cool friend, I mean you're not that cool with him I wonder how you'd defend someone you love 
padre:
Well there you, you're awesome. That dude should be grateful, I would be.
I have this problem where I just break out in song and dance, where ever I am. I like to drive around and listen to Tom Petty ( American Girl) is one of my favoriet songs.
Did you know that my nickname use to be the black widow... I hated it still do I think it's something that I hate the most in my life....
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Did you know that my nickname use to be the black widow... I hated it still do I think it's something that I hate the most in my life....
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padre:
Sure why not, you're cool I'm cool. We piss people off. 
epicurianlife:
I think "Into The Great Wide Open" might be my top Petty
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blix666:
the dude talkin' about gettin' a tattoo of a butt on his butt was either quoting or directly rippin' off Beavis and Butthead...that is all!
sjofn_:
what!!!! you lie... man
I love this guy he is extrememly funny english man
hope you enjoy it as I have
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desormais:
i hope so. and i'll have to check out this dylan moran guy. i used to keep on top of stuff like stand up comics, but comedy central stopped showing stuff for awhile. and also, snow was fucking annoying. i dunno how md gets snow but pa barely got touched. that's just lame.
desormais:
well, god DOES hate me, so that's no surprise.
It's a cold, cold monday morning, with hardly no snow on the ground at all. Why are the weather men alway's wrong ?
I have coffee in my system right now and some great music on ( a mix cd that I made with all kinds of music) I hear the drumming of CNN in the background of everything out, I only watch it to...
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I have coffee in my system right now and some great music on ( a mix cd that I made with all kinds of music) I hear the drumming of CNN in the background of everything out, I only watch it to...
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mere:
LOL - your attitude reminds me of my best friend... 
scotty:
lovin that little hat
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padre:
That picture of you laying on your side. It's a good picture
wocketsg:
That sounds like a pretty crazy book but it also sounds very interesting my weekend was...work haha, how was your weekend beautiful lil lady?
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desormais:
oh, you'd really had to have been there. it involved a lot of nudity, sexual connotation and the first time i've felt like attractive and sexual since my ex essentially emasculated me during the course of our relationship.
madviking:
"Some other guy at the bar tonight was telling me how life was like watching two strippers playing basketball... what the hell does that mean"
It's like one of those Zen riddles - "What is the sound of one hand clapping?". But with strippers.
You also reminded me of one of my favorite sayings, "If you want to upset someone lie to them, but to really piss them off tell them the truth."
It's like one of those Zen riddles - "What is the sound of one hand clapping?". But with strippers.
You also reminded me of one of my favorite sayings, "If you want to upset someone lie to them, but to really piss them off tell them the truth."
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guitarpicker:
You are gorgeous! 
That's all I know!
That's all I know!
sjofn_:
thank you.... so much
It's saturday like about 4am in the morning just coming home from a crazy night at the bar,Whiskey ran clear right of me. I feel like that I might be swimming in it right now as I'm typing this out. There were many strange converstations going on at the little bar that I go too,
ex:british colonies , paris hiltons and nicole richies blowup dolls,...
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ex:british colonies , paris hiltons and nicole richies blowup dolls,...
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padre:
It's actually as you're drunk, of course you do this if you don't have someone to be with that night.
Usually why I have time to sleep in the shower at night ha ha.
Usually why I have time to sleep in the shower at night ha ha.
jeremisio:
good morning to you as well
and thanks for trying to cheer me up and understand my messed up brain.