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Interesting. One note: through is much different from threw. The former is what I believe you're looking for there.

We had a little Easter egg hunt inside cuz we couldn't get things started til 8pm. Found out tonight my neice is terrified of whoopee cushions...

OH HONEY!! Can I please work at your school? I too need a job.. and I am an awful bitch. I have a little list of my attributes that hopefully will suffice as a resume..

Gyllien
6300 SG lane
Internet, world 87109

(505)eat- shit

I am currently seeking employment with a growing company. I work hard and make an effort to fine tune my skills on a daily basis. Every man that meets me will agree with this.

Qualifications

1.HUGE bitch.
2.Drama Queen
3. Psycho
4. slut
5. Gold Digger
6. selfish child

References

seeing as how this is private, and I will probably get in trouble as there are members comment stalking me from my friends list to pass on to my ex... I am thinking that this should be kept private. You understand. SO if my references are needed, they can be supplied in the quickest of manners.

I hope to be considered for this job...

OH see i misunderstood. See I thought that because people were saying things that regardless of if they were true or not, were not appropriate. it was a sad attempt at a joke I guess...

The pie looks good on the table and you look great in the sink
I'll leave it at that...

Oh wow. You are beautiful and amazing to look at. Hey those eyebrows fit that era. Now let's all forget it ever happened. Hmm egg meat pie thingy?

Isn't he the guy who's married to baby spice? One sec...

Yeah, this guy.


I wonder how often the "you're the only girl who made me feel awkward" line works. Not that often I bet.

I used to like patty smith till I saw her at some awards being a mentalist, berating the british music industry about the treatment of american indians, what's that all about?

Ha ha, funny shit.

Nite, sweetie!

Pleasant dreams, Shep.

Makes me want to smell it. he he

From now on, I call you Shep.

Duly noted, Shep.

Dr.Pepper and ribs - what a combination ...must taste incredible! Thanks for the laugh, lesson and words to live by...

I thought that your 24 hour drinking thing sounded like fun - I couldn't get anybody I know to buy into it though. I wanted to do it in New York and map it out to have each drink at a different bar or place. It would have been a challange and an adventure. I guess my liver will be safe for a while longer...

I hope that your funk and illness soon both become things of the past

New Profile Pic = Win

Boys are dumb.

I am so sorry hun.
YOU are strong..and it will be ok...geeze I just went thru this myself, you would think I would have something insightful or profound t say and yet.. I got nuthin. sigh
I am gonna try again at a reasonable hour... I am not used to this 6am bullshit.

Pasta = nomtastic and the last idea does sound like fun granted I'm more of the stay sober and watch everyone else makes fools of them type(granted then I have to behave and not do things or leave someone on the wrong lawn, but who hasn't done that?)