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Wednesday Oct 14, 2009

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my first pedicure ever

I find a new blogger that I'm in love with , she reminds me of me. She rights advice on boys and such and living in LA.

Here's what I learned from her

11. a lot of dudes are gay. A lot of dudes arent gay. your job is to figure out which are which. Good luck! Cuz I cant tell anymore.

13. drink at least 1.5 L of water daily. but be wary of the dream dashers who will try to bum out your new water incentive by telling you that too much water will flush out all your vitamins and kill you. these are lame, jealous, and unhappy people. just try to drink your water.

17. you cant feel bad or hurt by someone-unless u let them hurt you. Im talking about feelings and emotions and stuff. A punch in the face will totally hurt anyone! So take control of your feelings and dont let anyone hurt them or have power over you. Havent you seen the last scene of labyrinth!? you have no power over me! Jesus!

23. dont be a stripper. Its not cool

35. if you hate his sheets, and you happen to have your period, just bleed on them. this may sound embarrassing, but its a small price to pay for getting what you want.

This last one I laughed and found very funny...

I worked today and found myself wishing for a different life, my night is ending with a bottle of wine and a soak in the bath how is everyone else
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
llcooln872:
very nice toes
Oct 14, 2009
sjofn_:
Padre- that just means your the coolest

I love you !

Viotentpatriot-I know your not gay lol

llcooln872-thank you I like them
Oct 14, 2009

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