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Thursday Jul 30, 2009

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There is nothing wrong with my butt !!!!


Finally!!!!

A full 9 hours of sleep...

Since the moment I got here I couldn't sleep. I tried everything .... I tried tiring myself out. Drinking more, then drinking some more. Pills that make you tired... sigh

and nothing worked.

I would lay in a daze of strange dreams. Then threw the day I would be a zombie just pushing myself threw the motions. Yes I was having fun but I found myself starring off into space and missing conversation around me.

Last night I still had strange dreams. I dreamt that everyone was wearing rabbit masks .... I don't know why lately I've been dreaming of animals and things of that nature.

This area is big into working out. Everyone runs around early morning Joggers, even whole families are running together down the road or beach. ( wow bare with me today to much coffee)

I feel like I'm on crack or something, well I've never done crack so I don't know really what that feels like... okay that was so random.

Anyway Yesterday I ran back to the house to grab some rackets to play birdie on the beach and this pretty buff guy was running behind me when he passed me, he looked down at me and smiled. I'm a nice person so I smiled back .

Then he said " you know you should probably start running, your butt needs a little work" I know my mouth fell open in shock. I clenched the racket so tightly my hand hurt and I replied " you know buddy, I could just shove this racket up your butt" The whole time I'm thinking why did I eat that donut.

So the rest of the day I was trying to stare at my butt in till finally Old Nicky boy asked me what the hell I'm doing. I told him the story and he rolled his eyes and told me to get over it. my ass is fine....

Old Nicky boy is from Russia or well his family is... I really don't think Russian is a pretty language, I walked in the living room as Nicky was talking to someone on the phone in Russian. But hey they sure can drink.

I've never seen Nicky Drunk but he's put many shots back. And Russians are very funny.

Okay I need to soak up this coffee to much I feel like I'm soaring in my head... blah


VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
odenwald:
I guess I've never seen your butt in person, but from what I can tell, you seem to have a great butt. smile Any guy who makes a comment like that to a stranger he doesn't know is pretty much a shallow jerk. It's probably a sign of his own insecurity, so anything he says is not even worth the time to worry about.
Have a couple donuts, enjoy and know that you don't have to run, like he does, to look great.
Jul 30, 2009
kas:
omg what an asshole! your butt is great! biggrin
Jul 30, 2009

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