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Thursday Apr 23, 2009

Apr 23, 2009
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make sure youj all read my last blog.... I thought more people would have more feed back on that..... disapointed...

Okay so this blog is brought to you by red headed sluts and whisley ....har har har ...only beer with a plastic ball in the can, that might give you better head. wait am inute what? I don't have a penis , but I like to pretend taht I do lol

having a penis would be so nice I think I would playwith it all day.... I love being a womene but sometimes ya it would jjust be nice..

I've been sucked awasy from my life into this blog well jusdrt the computer actually ,like Rambo trying to say one sentence with out sounding like someone took his nads trapped them inside the bad animatronic jaws bot and set it to jet setter mode. like bud wienstien winning the national jump or die cup, like brittany spears freaking out over her self inflicted hair suicide and blaming it on al gore who blames it on global warming who blames on el ninyo, who in turn blames it on lewis black who is the root of all evil.

ha ha I don't knowed what I'm saying theere spining .

Okay thinking really hard now ... there's to many red lines on all the missed spell words...snicker...see when I think about my typing I can do okay...

There's alot of strange peepos at my bar and I just want to say to them...hey self inflicting suicidaly attention craving crackheads! we love you all and your sense of ridiculos taste. morons,,,,

fuck I'm being bad and I want a cookie and what ryms with cookie nookie, this sounds familer ... I want nookie more then I want cookies!!!!!!!!

lookie nookie, okay enough ryming

am I emabarressing myself ? I should stop

goodnight



kiss
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padre:
I don't know anybody that can answers your questions on the last blog. Other than "we're fucked" cuz some people will never drop their strange & cruel beliefs
Apr 24, 2009
fasterinfall:
i'm sure someone would willingly let you play with their penis all day.


i always thought al gore blamed everything on ManBearPig, for super cereal.

i usually like at least a cookie after some nookie, sometimes a sandwich.
Apr 24, 2009

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