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I just went threw all 17 pages of my blogs and there's 10 blogs per page..... umml that's like 170 blogs I wrote since Feb 26, 2009.

That's what I call having a problem !!!!

I see a difference in my blogs depending on what I drink... and you know what I think I should copy write some of the stuff I was saying.... though I find that I say some lines over again.... lol

My favorite Quotes:

cookie, nookie, pookie.... maybe I should stop drinking coffee.

My conversations were of ex:british colonies , paris hiltons and nicole richies blowup dolls, lubricant of stars and ghost busters,

met a guy today that every time he talked I felt like someone was squeezing his balls. How can you not laugh at that!!

Tonight out in my local bar there was my twist's and turns then OJ's trial.. man that was such along time ago. it had a lilttle touch of Pauly shore in it, the annoying part!!!.....

I'm hung like a tic tac

I've been getting some emails talking about my spelling...and grammer...well whoop di freaking doooo! does it really matter that much? is it life or death? will it mater in five to ten years when youve either fallen down a flight of stairs reetrieving your dentures from a galss full of broken dreams and in fullfilled promises? or was that just something that you like to do to make yourselves feel alive? cause if it does, then bring on all the stuff you got and ill return it with interest.

im using exclamation points more often then sylvestor stalone does his ability to speak clearly with out sounding like a drunk hoboken.

Speaking of herpes.... Glitter is like the herpes of the craft supply... i hate it , you get it on you and it's there for ever!!! you can scrubb your body with comiet and 4 mnth later your still finding the crap. This girl had glitter on her and she's like "no it's fairy dust heehee" yeah okay back to earth now lady, I ate tinker bell and fuck the fairy dust,

know this ye people of the drunk land of oz. munchkins gone wild has got me harder then goerge bush trying to say a sentence clearly, that is if I had a penis...lol what can I say I'm hung alike a tic tac orange flavor I belive.


it makes me think of tom arnolds a f***ing pussy and bob sagets got less enthusiasm then a rino getting a boob job from some drunk guy behind the liquor store

said that rumble feature on the ps2, 360 and wii controllers sould make excellent vibrators for the lonely female gamers in the world, and chuck norris is getting younger. very, very slowly. lol I love freaky people out especialy when they are extra creepy, He then told me he has my back and he will abe sitting over there ( points to chair) I told him to run before I get my clicky pen out and stab him in the eye and eat it...lol

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Actually that's me just going threw 3 pages of blogs , I'm pretty fucked up person when I'm drunk the stuff that comes out of my mouth.... Wow but I do agree that the drunk blog from a couple nights ago was the most craziest one yet...

the blog from Friday incase People didn't read it.. I'm bored and I think I feel sorta bad on how I act when I drink now, so if I ever offended anyone I'm sorry

maybe this will be the last one tonight sigh
maybe