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Good morning everyone, I wish I had a donuts to go with my coffee. it would take that sweet tooth away that I have....
It's a rainy day, and I"m not sure but I can just guess...it's cold out as well. I would love to have a spring day, a light breeze touch my face. That would be so very lovely it might help get rid of this icky feeling that I have in the pit of my stomach. A Feeling that I had for the past 2 days I have a feeling that two people in my life are not being completely honest with me. Two People that I have grown to respect. Though the one makes me feel like I want to pull my hair out and he has a problem with never really saying the whole truth. He's one of those People that say's they care for you but yet you have to wait to get answer's from him or just hold a convo because he would rather talk or mingle with everyone else first.... and then he always accused me of being mad and starting fights if I ask him a simple question. The second Person is just a beautiful soul completely that everyone addors and they have every right too,but she's been so very distant lately toward me...and I miss her....
Oh well I did what I was suppose to do I guess.
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"Beauty always deserves a break,and a moment of revelation is worth a lifetime of contemplation." Taken from The book "Angel Scene" by Richard Kadrey, a new favorite,

Let's go back to The whole Shakespeare word

Today's word is Puking :

First used:
As You Like It, Act II, Scene vii, Jaques to Duke Senior.

"They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms."

Translated:
"All humans have seven things in common. One of those things is that when they were babies, they threw up on their governesses."

Where We'd Be Without It:
Without a proper search term for many of the funniest videos on the internet.

Why It's Un-Fucking-Believable:
Imagining Shakespeare's quill scratching parchment whenever we're hugging the toilet after our ninth vodka tonic gives it a surreal quality that certainly doesn't help the hangover.
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Did you hear that Jesus appeared in a kit kat bar? first in was the virgin Mary in a slice of cheese....oh no wait it was First Bloody Mary in the mirror, then it was the Candy man in the mirror then the Virgin Mary in a slice of cheese.....



I'm going to start a list I hear that there are 10000 different ways men can say that they are masturbating, so let's see how many different ways we can say it

1.Anger the Pickle
2.Answer the -Bone-a-phone
3.Burp the frog ( which is my favorite)

Women don't have 1000 different ways to say that there masturbating or do they?

Is everyone glad that tax's are done? I had mine done in January
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I'm really into this artist Evre Okumus

It's done very well

I love art, I paint and and draw as much as I can it's such a relaxing feeling,