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Tuesday Apr 14, 2009

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Shakespeare invented more words than most people even know. Seriously, there's at least 1,500 different words and phrases, whenever he couldn't think of a word he would just make one up. kinda what I do... Cockshiner, cocksleave. and whale eye and so on

Eyeballs

First used
A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act III, Scene ii, Oberon to Puck.

"Then crush this herb into Lysander's eye;
Whose liquor hath this virtuous property,
To take from thence all error with his might,
And make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight."

Translated:
"Grind leaves and shit into that guy's eyes until he goes blind."

Where We'd Be Without It:
Totally unable to explain where we sniped this guy in Call of Duty 4.

Why It's Un-Fucking-Believable:
Yep, as far as we know that's the first time anybody wrote the word "eyeballs." "Eyes" were there, "balls" were there, yet no one until Billy thought to put the two together. Well, there was one guy, but according to historical records that ended in an arrest for assault and indecent exposure.
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I find stuff like that very interesting, history religion, unknown, and things like that .


I think this is something I would do lol

Brian Austin Green is going to be playing The Green Lantern in the upcoming film.... WTF let's just ruin it!!!!

Reading a book called the The rites of Odin it's based on the practice of viking religion it's very good.

my trout cakes turned out so good something so easy to make turned out so good yum !!!!

blog number 2 lol



such a beautiful lady
VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
ferkixlll:
That 'King Lear' may have been '98's
Ian Holm. 1984's Olivier is a must see.
If you do subtitles try 'Ran' by Kurosawa.
An excellent adaptation.

By the way, there is a Viking Group
not the most active.
Apr 14, 2009
lillithvain:
what is chockshiner? I need to know. lol
Apr 14, 2009

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