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Monday Apr 13, 2009

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I have the worst hiccups ever. They actually hurt really fuckin bad. I Tried everything to get rid of them but nothing seems to be working.......

Went out and then ended going to the diner for coffee 6 cups later and a friend getting pulled over by not one police but 3.... and I'm a little excitable!!!!!

you know I'm a nice girl, and I can put up with a lot of fucking things in my liife ...... but I can't stand those annoying people at the bar, where they drank way to much and for some reason they are still sitting and drinking holding themself up or just laying across the bar laying in a pile of there drool..... where when they try to hold a converstation with you.. there eyes can not focus and you don't know if for one talking to you or what the hell they are saying ?!!! after Mr. Drunk guy tried to hold a convo with me and I gave up about the secound time he had to reapt the sentance and I was telling him off in every way I know blunt sly in a jokiing way finaly I was just like....Sir to be quite honest with yall, the ones who know who life expectancy is shorter then the average fly making contact with its maker.. or unmaker....merg... you to hell and back with a lousy hawiian shirt.... im all outa mean. so scrag off already. or it was something like that !!! close enough right....

Damn I don't have anything else to drink,no beer no wine ,no whiskey.....ugh I just feel like I steped into the gates of firey hell, and it looks like the Price of Right game with the hoset of Michael Jackson in his post operation to fixing his nose, wait did he ever fix his nose?

I have a craving for KFC. but thery werent open . Kfc is the epidemic I swear that it is swear it,,mmmmm mash potatoe's

well I'm sure I'm borring you or annoying you so I shhould probably get off this thing

hope tomorrow I'm in a brighterte mood
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mrsted_stryker:
You are soooo funny when you are drunk!!!
My SG wasnt updating me on things last night... or I didnt see them... or I DONT KNOW! lmao I am gonna blame the nyquil! tongue
I hope you are feeling not so hungover today. biggrin
Apr 13, 2009
starkie:
You changed your name, hot stuff!
Apr 13, 2009

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