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when your sick and Caffine = insane ramblings
So the fact that it miserably cold, or the fact that I'm just sick and I feel cold that does it really matter does it because I'm still fucking cold !!! Ha I don't know what that sentence meant but I'm drinking a whole bunch of coffee because I'm cold.

I found something extremely funny online and I wish but I can't take credit for it, I don't know who it's by and it made me chuckle so here it is

Build a drug theme park, charge people for entry, and dont give them the ability to leave and re-enter freely with any kind of stamp scheme. Make sure to overprice drugs inside, much like food vendors in airports.
First, you must lure customers. Advertising must be covert due to legal implications, but you can tell your friends theres now a fun alternative to sweaty pubs and bars packed full of drunken idiots an experience theme park just opened, but you need to make a down payment to receive directions. (You may choose to skip the actual creation of the park if the down payments of prospective entrants add up to an admirable sum. Just take the money and pretend youve never heard of such a place, and they must have imagined it. If they continue pestering you, feign concern for their mental health because of their obvious delusions.)
Instead of rides that move your body around, like at regular, legal theme parks, this entirely amazing new concept will take the participant on a roller coaster ride through their own mind, or so you may want to promise. IMPORTANT: make no mention of any such thing if you decide to keep down payment moneys.
Inside, charge for the ride and force your (former, probably) friends to wait in giant lines. Promise to make them a VIP and able to avoid lines for a further fee. Make sure they understand VIP is just a common term youve used to harvest their money, and that they are not, in fact, very important at all.
Or, you can skip all this greedy money making stuff and just have huge drug-tents with snorting rooms and nos rooms and other magical things. But that aint gonna pay for itself, is what Im saying. You can minimise costs by having rooms instead of pavilions, but then its just like having your friends over for a drug night, and thats not really a scheme, nor will you profit from it.
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Hee-hee I don't even do drugs but I find amusement in this but what a great way to make money
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I do love funny little pics of bunnies, ninja's and bunnies are my favorites.

Do you know on facebook Abe Lincoln has his own profile.... mmmmm

another day without anything to write about.....