He who finds a thought that enables him to obtain a slightly deeper glimpse into the eternal secrets of nature has been given great grace. - Albert Einstein
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Yogi Berra
I have a big giant book of quotes that I kept with me and I wrote quotes down or ripped out pages of books that I liked. I use to always rip up books for passages that I liked in them I"m a book destroyer....
I live next to a delie that has amazing food, I have a porch that people like to sit on to eat there food, I really don't have a say and most times it does it bother me unless I have to clean after the people. There were 4 guys sitting on my porch eating hot dogs....I mean I love corn dogs can go to a game and eat one but there's other things to get at a delie then a fuckin hot dog,. The one guys hot dog fell out of his bun and rolled leaving a trail of smeared Ketchup and mustard on my porch, we all just kinda watch it do this... what I'm going to say next is the truth... the guy scooped down and picked up the streetmeat and ate it.... I almost vomited right there..... then he rubbed his foot over the smear rubbing the mess more into my porch...... he looked at me and smiled with missing teeth and cackled "sorry" while the rest of his redneck friends snickers... I smiled sweatly of course and thanked him for doing such a great thing but I was thinking of how I was going to use that hot dog on him and his not going to like it......
I was still fumming when I walked back in my apartment about people and how disrespectful they all. But you know I can complain about them all I want it's not going to change anything I'm still going to have a 3 foot smear of ketchup on my porch and people are still going to be idiots. So I did what I would do... I grabbed a 5 gallon bucket and I filled it with water and I threw open my front door and I threw it all over my porch....
But you know what those guys were still sitting and shoving there faces with streetmeat now soaked on there ass's They started swearing and I said ever so sweetly " sorry" and slammed the door shut, I'm silently laughing and I hear them walking off and cursing even louder.... but all I kept thinking was ....... I'm baaaaccccckkkkk
I'm listening to nostalgic music, nostalgic for me that means late 80's to early 90's. I'm sure that might seem odd to some that i would call it that. Me being young and all. Anyway its keeping my brain amused and relaxed.
Any SG members on this list?