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Saturday Mar 21, 2009

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okay so I once again did not get served at my bar again, sigh my friends sneaked me 3 shots that I took but 3 shots is not going to do it for me....

So now Im sitting home drinking beer I hate beer with a passion!!!! I'm a drunk I know , but atleast I can call myself out right right....

Okay so the beers starting to take effect on me I can feel the tingleing feeling hitting my body



lol okay so I'm showing this Youtube video because my best friend and I just heard this crazy thing about us. lol she's kinda pist about it but let me tell you first what's going on

So our friend Evan told Kara (my best friend) That his good friend Alexis does not like us and she thinks that he shouldn't hang out with us anymore, She told him that Kara's married and her husband is over in the war fighting for his country and she's over here cheating on him with many men, And that I'm just a big whore who make's out with a different guy all the time eeek

Okay Okay lol first off What I'm such a prude when I meet guys or when guys come up to meet and try to hit on me I find them annoying, lol you guys have heard my stories, I will stab them with forks and well I have, so enough about what she said about me it's funny biggrin . Then it became a Joke with the 5 guys that were standing around us listening to this and they were all like "Heather I've known pretty long now why have it we made out" and just stuff like that.

Now the Kara thing, is just strange Kara's never been married , she does it even know anyone over in the war I guess I can understand why it would upset her the most, bc that's just a weirdo thing to say. So tomorrow this chick Alexis is suppose to be at the bar, and Kara's going to have words with her..... sigh kara's a tuff cookie she's really tuff and she's really beautiful too, our Evan said that Alexis will probably fight her and Kara's like so what she needs to get her story straight...blah

I think it's weird that someone is so intrested in my sex life, I feel kinda like important now!!!! biggrin Like I made a name for my self, I guess she's just bored. The guys said that it's because Alexis is it as pretty as us.... Listen that's a fuckin excuss that's a cop out as well. Everyone is beautiful in there own way, Just bc people are unhappy with there lives they have to pick on other people.... it's sad and I pity her.

sorry if my blog is not funny today but I didn't really get drunk yet...sigh what buttplugs they are

shocked tongue tongue tongue tongue
weston:
More or less just means that my thumbs are a bit more flexible than what is "normal". This Video is similar to what mine can do...I don't know if you can really see it in there, but it is just kind of like the joint popping out a bit shocked

And yea, I used to be a little Romeo tongue Unfortunately, my priorities never let me cash in on any of those interests. I was really into sports growing up...Between sports and school, I just didn't have very much time for anything else. Sucks cause I ended up missing out on spending time with some really cool chicks.

What's even worse is that now that I actually have the time and desire to devote towards building a relationship, I can't seem to find a girl lol... blackeyed Have had some bad luck over the past 2 years or so...Blew my chances with 2 girls and all the other ones I've fallen head over heals for were already taken blackeyed Oh well, things will work out eventually...At the very least, I learned not to take interest from the opposite sex for granted anymore tongue
Mar 20, 2009
padre:
That was an odd blog, I hope this isn't just rumor. How awful for her to get her ass kicked and she had never said it at all

BTW this is my 33,333rd comment on SG
Mar 20, 2009

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