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Monday Mar 16, 2009

Mar 16, 2009
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Well it's going to be a early night tonight I have to be well rested for tomorrow night !!!!! big night plan just want it low key please

Here's some random Questions or thoughts:

Do stairs go up or down?


Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

I have these horriable leg cramps blah it hurts.

well good night everyone
kisses

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johnnyu:

Hahahaha! Luv it!



biggrin

Mar 16, 2009
padre:
That's a lot of questions I can't answer them all frown

I don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow night & that really sucks right now
Mar 16, 2009

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