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Okay so tonight it was kinda boring night out....still drunk very drunk actually sitting here still drinking, and my mind start's to wonder to things..... like I wish I was a man.... I really do I'm so sick of being this tiny little female or maybe I wished I was like 299 pounds and I fuck someone up...lol actually I can fuck someone up not that I'm a fighter.

I'm not a fan of old perveted men hitting on me!!!!! Calling me a little girl and spitting on me when they talk. can we say ewwwww, can we say No I"m not going to be your wet dream bc I look like I'm 17!!!! I wish I could just pull my dick out and be like Ha mine's bigger then yours. ( bc in my mind it would be) I'm not even that good looking ( not saying that to hear that I am either) I just don't care,

Drunk guy : hee-hee where you been my whole life little girl
me:hidding from people like you.

I wish I could some how get that extra apendage that you males call a penis that would really freak the boys out.



Facts on me that you might not have Known
1.I use to have a 6 inch blue mohawk
2.I had 22 peircings
3.I played ice hockey
4.I have a NYC accent with a mix of boston
5.I have seizures
6.I use to sing in a punk band
7.I lived in london for a year
8.I was 15 when I first got arrested
9.I stoped drinking for 6 years
10. I weigh 84 pounds and I'm 5 feet 2 inches tall

My friend called me a wanger wrangler, I laughed I thought that was funny he said that all the guys stare when I walk in the bar, the thing is ( belive me I'm not trying to blow myself up here) I think it's bc many men want or wish they be with 17 year old and since I look like that age that's why

There's nothing special aabout me I'm me that's it simple rude annoying me,

I wish I can find someone special to share my life with , I wish I was naked right now...lol oh okay lets' stop writting about depressing shit.... blah blah

momma mia, i hate you. if there was ever a musical that lead to the answer of the ultimate question "where did hillbillies migrate from?

lol I have a problem about random stuff that pops in my head

phish makes me angry some douch bag played 3 phish songs tonight, okay I can handle one I'm all about people liking what they want but the songs are so fucking long 14 min Jesus man. It takes me to a dark place .
it makes me think of tom arnolds a f***ing pussy and bob sagets got less enthusiasm then a rino getting a boob job from some drunk guy behind the liquor store. back in real life

lol did you like how I put little stars for the uck lol
I should stop sure I'm being the annoying drunk
good night and kisses