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I really need to find myself a job, I need to start getting my ass in gear and look a little harder.. It's just been really hard for some reason, and I'm not sure why.

here's a list of jobs I found on line, some of them are funny

Funny Job Titles
experienced bra fitter - I bet they had trouble finding candidates for this one.
PlayStation Brand Ambassador - please report to your residence in the United States of Nintendo.
Eyebrow Threading - I REALLY hope this has something to do with dolls.
Administraive/ Secretary - ok, ok, we get it. Its clear where you need help.
Finish Carpenter - for when the Start Carpenter gets tired.
Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon - Uh, hello? Im having a problem with this missile
Nail Tech - so nails can be pretty complicated
Remedy Engineer - arent those called doctors?
Saltlick Cashier - new trend in the equestrian industry. Ok, enough horsing around.
Molecular Biologist II - when Molecular Biologist I gets promoted.
Breakfast Sandwich Maker - we also got one of these recently.
Hotel Housekeepers - why cant they just say hotelkeepers?
Preschool Teacher #4065 - either thats a really big school or theyve got robot teachers.
glacau drop team - for a new sport at the Winter Olympics: ice-water spilling.
PLUMMER/ELECTRICIAN - get a dictionary/thesaurus first.
DoodyCalls Technician - they really shouldnt put down janitors like that.
Golf Staff - and here I thought they were called clubs.
Pressure Washers - whats next, heat cleaners?
Sandwich Artist - another Jesus in my food wannabe.
Self Storage Manager - this is for self storage?
Qualified Infant Caregiver - too bad for all the unqualified caregivers on the list.
Ground Support - but theres just more dirt under there.
Gymboree Teacher - the hardest part is not burning your hands sliding down the pole.
COMMERCIAL space hunter - so they did find animals further out in the cosmos? Who knew.
JOB COACH - if theyre unemployed when they get to you, what does that say about them?
KIDS KAMP INSTRUCTOR! - no spelling ability required.
POOLS SUPERVISOR - yeah, theyre still wet
HOUSE MANAGER/TEEN SUPERVISOR - see the dictionary under P, for Parent.
Licensed Seamless Gutter Contractor - just sounds bad.

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