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spiders in the shower



I like to take shower's when I first wake up. Well once I get like 4 cups of coffee in me. Then I'm ready to burn my flesh with a shower.
So I'm minding my own business washing the hair when I look up and load and behold there's a spider. I'm talking about a huge ass spider. I think it was watching me.Just sitting there looking at me.
We starred at each other for a little bit me trying to use my mind control to tell him to go some where else. I'm not scared of spiders, I don't kill things, but everytime I see one I have a gross dream about them!!!
I think he was sizing me up, my shower was ruined, I kept having visions of him falling into my hair, laughing the whole time.... all those legs,
Damn him


Humans have such a great fear for spiders, but do you know that daddy long leggers have the worst venom but it can't bite you..

deadly, exotic spider lurks under airport and airplane toilet seats. A gigantic, rare, endangered and (of course) deadly spider lives in tunnels under Windsor Castle. .

You swallow an average of four live spiders in your sleep each year. Spiders drink moisture from the mouths or lips of sleeping humans.

Also threw out all cultures of the world, There were gods and goddesses that repersents Spider's
Arianrhod a welsh goddess was thought of a spider goddess
many native american Indian tribes had a goddess called the grandmother spider

So though they cause us to fear them it seems that threw history we worshiped them as well....