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The back has it's good days and bad days, thanks for asking. My flexibility is improving drastically say my therapist, but I'm still not ready to be throwing drunk girls over my shoulder. I hope you've sobered up safe enough to get back at it soon. I envy you, meds I'm on say "do not take with alcohol." I'm seriously thinking about doing research about "why" and results depending, taking a chance a crackin' open a bottle of wine.

fishnets? you must be going someplace fancy!

i ended up staying in new york until this morning. i stayed longer than i had thought. ... i'll write a blog about it.

I too shake my fist at the world any day I don't have coffee! Wee.. the weekend is here! Cheers!

Guys can really come up with some stupid shit. You should have kicked him in the ding ding.

U can just flash him the sign ....



.... although he sounds like a relative of mine, with those lame pickup lines!!!!

bahaha! And what in the hell was that a reference too??

Ever watch "Little Britain" Andy dresses up as a smurf...


Also, I have a blue t-shirt that says, "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"
Hee Hee

That's true, we all need to stay humble, that's how I roll actually

I printed out a blank copy and take one with me where ever I go now. You never know when you're going to meet that special someone and you have to grill them.

Jealousy to the nth degree over the apperent indulgence of very choice coffee as well as the copious quantities of it! However, I am at this point indulging in the same (except I'm at my local coffee shop in Lemoyne, drinking unlimited free coffee with unrestricted free WIFI access)!!!!!!

I really should just invest in a coffee maker...even though my french press is excellent...it is time consuming...and I'm lazy as fuck.

The other night I had an intense debate over "one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple, people eaters" and just exactly how one ought to go about sketching said mythical and ultimately hilarious critter.
I have resigned to drop that entire line of thinking and instead bring about to life the platypus that saved my ass one late, high-speed, lonely night coming back from NY (PS...I-88 to I-81S at night is THE FUCKING WORST DRIVE EVER...unless you can enjoy it by doubling the posted speed limit and playing hide-and-go-seek with the authorities with the very pretty brite-brites)

I think I had a point that I had wanted to make when I started this???????

OH YEAH (light bulb dimly flickers as something throws a blanket over it....there was some confusion as to whether or not a fire had started)!!!! Be a pirate today! Yell obtusely at random individuals for no good reason. Say "AAAARRGH...MATTEY!!!!" when you begin any spoken sentance. Close one eye. Walk with a limp and inform any who dare ask as to why that it is from (insert personal creativity here) some catastrophic shipping incident involving Volvo's and Vulva's.

I'm gonna say its sayf to say at lest 340 days a year you can swim out here

I'll be going shortly, have fun with your boy

im sorry, we have all been there in some fashion or another. things will get better.

Best of luck with the job hunt!

hmm how bout disgruntled line cook? There's food, crazy people, knives, fire... it's great

You love road trips though ha ha. Win/win!

Just remember there's an open invite there for you

Sounds like you had fun

twas goood just blogged about it! how was yours?

oooooo fun! did you win?

its a website thing that lets you tell people what you are doing, wherever you are (kind of like facebook status, without the facebook) its fun if you have a lot of people and you get into the rhythm of updating often!

yes i did, what about u?