I re-joined OkCupid. I figured it was the best way to find someone (a non-escort) to make out with.
If that happens, my medical marijuana will be much cheaper. That would be phenomenal. I mean, I just want cheaper weed.
I can come, but I barely feel anything. I remember orgasms feeling really good. As it is now, a lot of the time I choose to not jerk off to save me from cleanup.
I don’t want anything up my ass. Been there.
I will not choke myself or have someone else do it.
I know how to tie girls up, but I don’t really...
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To come over and smoke some dope and listen to hip-hop. No sex, but will fool around sometimes.
When I was about 20 me and my brother went to a bar that makes awesome margaritas… I was STUPID drunk. My brother ran into an acquaintance of his. Dude said he knew a great after-hours spot in South Philadelphia. The building had no signs and no windows. Dude rang a bell and did weird shit with his hands at the video camera above the...
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samm_lozz:
At that age I also partied in strange and a bit dangerous places. At this age that happens to me and I would possibly die of fear. I'm not so fearless anymore.
I just signed up. I have a magnificent dick, and I think people should be able to see it. Maybe I’ll jerk off on cam. Maybe I’ll have the opportunity to fuck… I can only guarantee that you’ll be able to see a lot of my dick. It’s really fantastic.
Whenever someone finds out I went to Amsterdam, there’s one question they have - did I go to the red light district. I quickly answer. - fuck right I did. And I fucked a prostitute. I was single in a country where prostitution is legal. What else could I do?
In movies and tv they make the red light district look really scummy and the...
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I’ve been trying to get my acting buddies and filmmaking buddies interested in doing a remake of ‘Wham Bam Thankyou Spaceman.’
In my version I wanna have penetrative sex. Also, ATTRACTIVE women. And perhaps a better plot… and make the jokes funny. In all honesty, it wouldn’t be that hard. The jokes are terrible and the women gross. Also, way less nudity than you’d expect.
sjerms:
Speaking of attractive, if any SGs want a starring role, just let me know.
I was very weak and needed a wheelchair to get back to the car. That was worse than the. MRI.