sjerms

To meet someone. I guess I could go to a bar, but I don’t tend to find suitable candidates at the bars in my neighborhood. I’ll have to go to center city. Problem being that parking sucks. Plus I’m handicapped. Even when I find parking, I still need to get to the bar. Even with my walker, it’ll be exhausting. My only hope is that...
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I’m really good at fucking. My dick has been described as gorgeous. My dick is the porridge that Goldilocks ate. I haven’t had the opportunity to send a dick pic for ages!

They’ve been happening all night. My dog is terrified. I have company tonight in my bed, so there’s no room for my dog. I’m considering giving her my spot on the bed and sleeping in my chair. My company isn’t a woman, because if it were we’d be watching the storms from my porch. Or, y’know maybe I could come on her tits. I’m at...
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Let me start off by saying that I don’t really like to smoke indicas. I don’t appreciate the couch-lock. I’m not looking to get sleepy, I’m looking for medical relief. I try as best as I can to smoke sativas. They make you wanna get up and move… anyway, I’ve been smoking a strain called full moon fever. The first 15 seconds or so feel...
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I want to make a 50s/60s-style “Nudie Cutie,” a la Russ Meyer or HG Lewis. This involves little to no plot, but very possibly a trampoline.

I’m casting a movie… I need young women who want to get naked on (video) camera. No sexual activity at all. Just boobs.

I haven’t played with boobs in over a year. I haven’t been able to squeeze an ass or tie anybody up. It makes me sad.