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I can’t even remember the last time someone (other than myself) touched my penis. Is shame, because my penis could bring people happiness. My penis has brought joy to anyone who ever played with it

I dated a satanist for a couple of months. She was going down on me for the first time and her back had some creepy looking tattoos. I asked, “are you a satanist?” She looked up and said, “yes.”
She was such a nice girl. One of the sweetest and most affectionate people I’ve ever met. Nothing at all like the satanists you see in...
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It’s been nearly 2 years since I’ve touched a woman. I miss the way skin feels… the way a scalp smells… making out… and boobs. I really miss playing with boobs… sliding my teeth against a nipple. Touching them. Smelling them! It’s starting to look like I might have to hire a professional. I’m not embarrassed about it, I just wish there was another way.

Tomorrow I’m going to the Monster Mania con! I’m going to meet P.J. Soles! I’m getting super hard just thinking about it!

She was lovely. Covered in tattoos with multi colored hair. Now, I’m just taking a guess, but I’m fairly certain she has piercings under her clothes. She rang me up today and commented that she loves my “Milo” tattoo (y’know… from the Descendants). She loves my tattoo! And she works at my favorite pot store! I’m gonna go jerk off now.

I’d like to see the aurora borealis. I could go to Alaska or Iceland. I’d pick Iceland because

-it’s a shorter flight

-Iceland gave us Bjork. Alaska gave us Sarah Palin.

-European women are quite often fly as hell.

I’d like to see the Gulf of Mexico. I want to be in Mexico tho, not Florida. While there I want to

-go parasailing

-swim with...
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