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I’m thinking I’d like to date a Latina. Judging from personal experience, they’re lovely women. Very sweet and very warm. And when they call me papi, I just want to fucking melt. Now, if I can find a woman to call me papi AND play with my penis from time to time- that’s just like winning the lottery.

I would really just like to smell a pussy.

Just curled up on a couch or bed or a recliner… kissing deeply and passionately… our hands fumble a bit at first, just getting used to a new body… they learn the terrain quickly and quickly you forget what life was like before you were gently cupping her breasts and chewing on her earlobe. Learning her sounds and smells… I’ll memorize them almost immediately. I’d...
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I should just act like Richard Dawson and kiss every single woman I meet on the mouth. I’m just a little scared of unwittingly contracting mouth herpes. I mean, at least genital herpes I can keep hidden from the world. Mouth herpes, however, is completely visible to anyone I meet. Plus I have herpes. There’s no silver lining. I just have herpes.

The best is after we’re done having sex, I have my arm around you and your head on my chest… that’s the best time to smell your scalp. And, if I want, I can do it without you knowing because of where your head is resting. Thing is, is that I want you to know. I want you to hear me taking in gigantic whiffs....
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So, I’ve begun to accept the fact that I’ll probably never have another girlfriend. It’s shitty, because I’m really much better when I have a girlfriend. Not just sex… I’m 43, so sex no longer really matters to me anymore. Would I have it given the opportunity? Of course I would. It’s just no longer my primary motivation. I miss having a woman next to...
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Why does it have to be so hard? I just want to find a nice young woman who’ll let me tie her up. A lil’ bit of sm… nothing too out there, just a hearty paddlin’

I am far more charming and handsome in person than I am online. I’m funny, too, but only in person… I need to be speaking to you… it doesn’t translate into text.

I fucking love this band. I started listening to them years ago in high school. Most of the people I went to school with didn’t like the music I did.