That terrible, awful show 90-day Fiancé. I’m thinking I should do that. I just need to find a Brazilian woman who’s into the idea. I don’t speak Portuguese, but she can spend the 90 days teaching me. I should definitely be able to speak a little basic conversational Portuguese in that time. It’ll probably help if she makes out with me a bunch, too.
I should listen to some Mozart. I wasn’t sure where to start, but I went with Le Nozze Di Figaro. And to my glorious surprise, a lot of it is used in the score of Trading Places.
Trading Places is: my favorite Eddie Murphy movie; my favorite Dan Aykroyd movie; my favorite Jamie Lee Curtis movie and my favorite Christmas movie. I guess it’s also...
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I was living in apartment with my then fiancé (she’s my ex wife now). My 🔌 was a guy I worked with. He used to sell me ounces of pretty decent marijuana for $150. We would blaze every night after dinner. We used to watch Brokeback Mountain a lot. Such a gorgeous film in every way. I miss those nights more than anything.
rare:
same 🥲
I want to fuck Natalie Portman. Yes, the first time I saw her, she was 12. But I was only 15… in a sense, we grew up together. And I wouldn’t have dated her when she was 12, that’s just the first time I saw her.
hilo:
she is so beautiful
kinka:
🧡🧡🧡
I need someone new to obsess over. Like a real person- someone I’ve met or will meet in the near future… someone I might be able to actually touch at some point.
I think it’s pretty clear that I need to move to Brazil.
Last night I poured my heart out to a girl I’ve been in love with since I was 17. I told her that I love her and that she’s the best thing ever (this is not verbatim. I said a lot more than that, but it gives you an idea of what I said). Then, she said, “thank you.” I feel just like Ralph Wiggum...
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svetlanna:
:(
That weekend we moved out of our first place… we spent Sunday not moving at all. It was me and you constantly naked on a shitty air mattress. We spent the entire day fucking and watching Arrested Development. Our bodies fit together so well! And when you came you’d always tremble for a minute. It was absolutely adorable!
I was six years old. It was on CBS… the network television premier of Star Wars…they preempted The Jeffersons and After MASH (a short-lived spin-off of MASH). One of my older brothers, Michael, taped it and sat there pausing the VCR so as not to record the commercials. He did the same thing for V: The Final Battle. I miss being 6.