I worked closely with this pretty fly jawn I knew from college. I never tried to date her because she broke dudes. Anyway, it was 2004 and MySpace was still a thing. She used to always message him back and forth. I should have mentioned I was her boss. So anyway, this dude looked at my pictures. He sent her a message that said, “Your boss looks like he has a big dick!” I mean, I do, but I never understood what it was that gave him that belief. 2004 was my best looking year.
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