I should just act like Richard Dawson and kiss every single woman I meet on the mouth. I’m just a little scared of unwittingly contracting mouth herpes. I mean, at least genital herpes I can keep hidden from the world. Mouth herpes, however, is completely visible to anyone I meet. Plus I have herpes. There’s no silver lining. I just have herpes.
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