I’d like to see the aurora borealis. I could go to Alaska or Iceland. I’d pick Iceland because

-it’s a shorter flight

-Iceland gave us Bjork. Alaska gave us Sarah Palin.

-European women are quite often fly as hell.

I’d like to see the Gulf of Mexico. I want to be in Mexico tho, not Florida. While there I want to

-go parasailing

-swim with dolphins

-make best friends with one of the dolphins

That’s it. That’s the whole list. I’ve already been to Amsterdam, so that knocked a bunch off the list. Because there are so many things I wanted to do in Amsterdam, it was just easier to say “go to Amsterdam.”