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Jun 28, 2020
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I’ve been trying to get my acting buddies and filmmaking buddies interested in doing a remake of ‘Wham Bam Thankyou Spaceman.’

In my version I wanna have penetrative sex. Also, ATTRACTIVE women. And perhaps a better plot… and make the jokes funny. In all honesty, it wouldn’t be that hard. The jokes are terrible and the women gross. Also, way less nudity than you’d expect.

sjerms:
Speaking of attractive, if any SGs want a starring role, just let me know.
Jun 28, 2020

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